sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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ericandy:

during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’

halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes

she marked it as correct

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green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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zombieollie:

"How did you get so many followers?"

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