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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

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toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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"so how is school going?"

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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