jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

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gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

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roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

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